let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first
I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
y’all, that wasn’t an award show
that was a beyoncé concert
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY